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Harry’s Christmas movie quiz
Ah Juxtaposition! Which festive song accompanies the opening drug/porn/suicide scene in the timeless “Lethal Weapon”?
Jingle Bell Rock – Bobby Helms
Rockin Robin – The Jacksons
Mistletoe and wine – Cliff Richard
Northern Rock? Jimmy Stewart? If only something paranormal had helped out in our credit crunch like it did in Frank Capra’s Christmas classic “It’s a wonderful life”… Which cross-dressing nosey-parker labelled the movie ‘subversive’ and ‘communist’?
J Edgar Hoover
Tom Cruise
Bill O’Reilly
Rosebud! Charles Foster Kane’s mysterious last word in “Citizen Kane” has been rumoured to be everything from a mum’s nickname to a clitoris. But which Christmas toy bore its name in the movie?
A Snow Globe
A doll
A sled
Mexico, 1959 and someone is trying to make all the children of the world ‘do evil’. Which eternal Villain does our hero Santa take on in the extraordinary Latin American space adventure “Santa Claus”?
Satan
The Grinch
The Joker
Christmas Eve and all is quiet at the Nakatomi building. Except down in the car park! Which Christmas song is John Mclean’s Limo driver Argyle listening to in “Die Hard”?
Do they know its Christmas? – Band Aid
Christmas in Hollis - Run DMC
All I want for Christmas is you – Mariah Carey
Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”. Christmas is happening somewhere.. But where?
In a restaurant
In Heaven
In the North of England
Its Randolph and Mortimer Duke’s Christmas party and Eddie Murphy’s character Billy Rae Valentine is in the loos smoking a sneaky joint in the amazing “Trading Places”. It is here that he overhears the scheming brothers settle their bet for the ‘usual amount’. How much is the ‘usual amount’?
$1
$1 Million
A blowjob
Dogs are not just for Christmas, and neither is a Gremlin. Although particularly cute, Gizmo is a pain in the arse to look after. Amongst the many strict rules to observe, which of them turns him bad?
Sunlight
Water
Eating after midnight
All hell broke loose during the Christmas holidays in 1990, when Crispian Mills doppelganger, Macaulay Culkin found himself Home Alone with only a couple of blundering house burglars to viciously assault. In which North American town was the movie set?
New York
Chicago
Seattle
Christmas Eve has produced a couple of traumas over the years, but none quite as visceral as that which befell my young namesake Harry, in the hilarious cult slasher pic, “Christmas Evil”. What happened?
Hiding behind the tree to escape from his violent alcoholic mother, he becomes entangled in the Christmas tree lights and is strangled and electrocuted at the same time.
He witnesses his mother being sexually groped by Santa Claus causing him to grow up to be a homicidal maniac with an obsession with Christmas and a penchent for yuletide murder.
He is killed by a deranged Santa Claus who, sick of delivering presents to the greedy and ungrateful finally flips and goes on a killing spree, strangling children with the stockings they have left to be filled and gorging himself on mince pies.
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